"And then, once all those filthy mules are dead, all the monsters in Equestria will disappear! You just watch Twilight. I have the whole nation convinced i'm a god who controls the sun, i can get them to get rid of those useless asses for me!"
I think if Celestia ever got drunk, which I doubt she would, it would be the only time things about bananas and moon banishing and all that Trollestia/Molestia stuff would happen...actually she would have to be REALLY drunk to be Molestia.
Lol this is a genius idea, this captures the princesses personality so well on that she would be all for going to a bar, she is the definition of a classy lady, but has still been seen too have a great sense of humor, and is not afraid to have a good time, like a really cool teacher. I also like how you left it up too the viewer to imagine what she is saying, I can only imagine, well actually by the look on Twilight's face I bet Celestia is talking about an embarrassing moment during Twilight school years, very flavourful and hilarious, awesome job sir.